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piercingsanddelilah:

This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.

  • All of the rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
  • Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
  • Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
  • The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
  • The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.

In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from “Rugrats” who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.

When “All Grown Up” was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.

Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in “All Grown Up.”

Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the “Rugrats” TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.

Dear word — that’s just crazy enough to be true!

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allmyswallows:

This sassy brunette is tentative at first, but then starts to enjoy her pussy eating like a good girl.

new2this2012:

-Good little story…sounds hot.! I like how the woman was telling him what to do.
herpiggy:
I lay back as my wife straddled my hips and rode my cock, reverse cowgirl style. Jason stood beside her and she devoured his big dick just inches from my face. It was our first threesome and the first time I had been so close to another man’s erect cock. I had always hoped to have a threesome with two girls and I was surprised when my wife agreed but she had one condition. She wanted a mmf threesome first. I agreed and it wasn’t long before she introduced me to her ex, Jason.
I cupped her soft pillowy tits as she ground hard on my throbbing manhood and watched my wife’s mouth move over his dick taking it deeper with each stroke.
“Help me with him,” she said as she guided my hands to his smooth shaved ball sack. I cupped them and marveled at their softness and weight.
“Your turn baby,” she said as his big wet cock popped from her mouth. Before I could react he pushed his saliva covered rod into my mouth and grabbed my head.
He fucked my mouth as my wife rode me hard and I felt his shaft expand. Hot cum exploded from his dick and filled my mouth.
I tried to swallow it all but it spilled from the corners of my mouth and ran down my chin.
My wife pounded her juicy wet cunt onto my dick until it erupted inside her spewing thick white cum deep inside her womb as her body shook with a ferocious climax.
“You looked so hot with a cock in your mouth,” she cooed as she collapsed beside me. “Why don’t you get him hard again so he can fuck me while you lick my clit.”

new2this2012:

-Good little story…sounds hot.! I like how the woman was telling him what to do.

herpiggy:

I lay back as my wife straddled my hips and rode my cock, reverse cowgirl style. Jason stood beside her and she devoured his big dick just inches from my face. It was our first threesome and the first time I had been so close to another man’s erect cock. I had always hoped to have a threesome with two girls and I was surprised when my wife agreed but she had one condition. She wanted a mmf threesome first. I agreed and it wasn’t long before she introduced me to her ex, Jason.

I cupped her soft pillowy tits as she ground hard on my throbbing manhood and watched my wife’s mouth move over his dick taking it deeper with each stroke.

“Help me with him,” she said as she guided my hands to his smooth shaved ball sack. I cupped them and marveled at their softness and weight.

“Your turn baby,” she said as his big wet cock popped from her mouth. Before I could react he pushed his saliva covered rod into my mouth and grabbed my head.

He fucked my mouth as my wife rode me hard and I felt his shaft expand. Hot cum exploded from his dick and filled my mouth.

I tried to swallow it all but it spilled from the corners of my mouth and ran down my chin.

My wife pounded her juicy wet cunt onto my dick until it erupted inside her spewing thick white cum deep inside her womb as her body shook with a ferocious climax.

“You looked so hot with a cock in your mouth,” she cooed as she collapsed beside me. “Why don’t you get him hard again so he can fuck me while you lick my clit.”

new2this2012:

-Good little story…sounds hot.! I like how the woman was telling him what to do.
herpiggy:
I lay back as my wife straddled my hips and rode my cock, reverse cowgirl style. Jason stood beside her and she devoured his big dick just inches from my face. It was our first threesome and the first time I had been so close to another man’s erect cock. I had always hoped to have a threesome with two girls and I was surprised when my wife agreed but she had one condition. She wanted a mmf threesome first. I agreed and it wasn’t long before she introduced me to her ex, Jason.
I cupped her soft pillowy tits as she ground hard on my throbbing manhood and watched my wife’s mouth move over his dick taking it deeper with each stroke.
“Help me with him,” she said as she guided my hands to his smooth shaved ball sack. I cupped them and marveled at their softness and weight.
“Your turn baby,” she said as his big wet cock popped from her mouth. Before I could react he pushed his saliva covered rod into my mouth and grabbed my head.
He fucked my mouth as my wife rode me hard and I felt his shaft expand. Hot cum exploded from his dick and filled my mouth.
I tried to swallow it all but it spilled from the corners of my mouth and ran down my chin.
My wife pounded her juicy wet cunt onto my dick until it erupted inside her spewing thick white cum deep inside her womb as her body shook with a ferocious climax.
“You looked so hot with a cock in your mouth,” she cooed as she collapsed beside me. “Why don’t you get him hard again so he can fuck me while you lick my clit.”

new2this2012:

-Good little story…sounds hot.! I like how the woman was telling him what to do.

herpiggy:

I lay back as my wife straddled my hips and rode my cock, reverse cowgirl style. Jason stood beside her and she devoured his big dick just inches from my face. It was our first threesome and the first time I had been so close to another man’s erect cock. I had always hoped to have a threesome with two girls and I was surprised when my wife agreed but she had one condition. She wanted a mmf threesome first. I agreed and it wasn’t long before she introduced me to her ex, Jason.

I cupped her soft pillowy tits as she ground hard on my throbbing manhood and watched my wife’s mouth move over his dick taking it deeper with each stroke.

“Help me with him,” she said as she guided my hands to his smooth shaved ball sack. I cupped them and marveled at their softness and weight.

“Your turn baby,” she said as his big wet cock popped from her mouth. Before I could react he pushed his saliva covered rod into my mouth and grabbed my head.

He fucked my mouth as my wife rode me hard and I felt his shaft expand. Hot cum exploded from his dick and filled my mouth.

I tried to swallow it all but it spilled from the corners of my mouth and ran down my chin.

My wife pounded her juicy wet cunt onto my dick until it erupted inside her spewing thick white cum deep inside her womb as her body shook with a ferocious climax.

“You looked so hot with a cock in your mouth,” she cooed as she collapsed beside me. “Why don’t you get him hard again so he can fuck me while you lick my clit.”

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spertn:

Incredibly Hot!!! He shoots his load all over her beautiful spread pussy then licks her clean.

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2truthsandaliewrosa:

As much as the leather cuffs and chains are a turn on, the ribbon is as well. See with the ribbon one must remain restrained of their own will rather than being secured to something to keep them in place.


Yup,  much more erotic.

2truthsandaliewrosa:

As much as the leather cuffs and chains are a turn on, the ribbon is as well. See with the ribbon one must remain restrained of their own will rather than being secured to something to keep them in place.

Yup, much more erotic.

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Okay. I’m hard now. Where’s the wifey?

Yes, ma’am.

Yes, ma’am.

reytrajano:

Michelle Nhu - Mrs. Smith

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
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